Perpetual Child

immature believer since 1985

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me and my brain

me:
two a.m.
brain:
fuck you
me:
but
brain:
no. tired.
me:
ah--
brain:
TIRED.
me:
fuck. hm. fine. midnight.
brain:
ugh, god, really?
me:
midnight.
brain:
that's in a half an hour! You go to work early because you don't know what to do with thirty extra minutes, loser.
me:
i hate you, and i hate this cold.
brain:
...
brain:
there's nyquil in the kitchen.
me:
DON'T--
brain:
the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing--
me:
nooooooo

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  1. lanuminga posted this