January 2012
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New Years Resolution 2012:
toominator:
To be the very best like no one ever was.
romanorgasm:
FUCK, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, ROMANO. ; w ; ♥
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like…
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akira-takizawas-johnny:
jesus I just found out like, half an hour ago that Joseph’s grandfather has some advanced form of leukemia and is really close to dying (possibly still in the hospital?) and I just sat unable to speak for ten minutes
I have a lot of feelings about all of this and I’m really unbelievably sad and I can’t stop crying and I only knew him for a fraction of my life
well...
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
THE VOICE OF A GENERATION
greeces-dick:
but I really can’t be bothered to get up
but I want to keep on looking at gay countries
super-d:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
me.
every morning.
December 2011
okay NOW i'm going to bed
nighty-night
oh and i’m pretty sure ya’ll can keep your missing e
don’t know why tumblr’s decided to throw propaganda at a userscript but whatever.
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it's been fun kids but i'mma head to bed now and...
tomorrow’s the LAST HOLIDAY TEA.
And lately, we’ve been getting shitstorms of customers all pouring in around eleven thirty, all of them at nearly the same time, and it doesn’t stop until about four. I’m about sick to shit of it. I snapped at E today because everyone else was snapping at me and I almost got my lunch but then six people walked in the door needing a table...
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Coworker Z was feeling nostalgic last night at...
Me: Z, is that... *peeks at iPod*
Ipod: You are... my FIIIIIRE... My one DESIIIIIIIRE...
Z: That's right, I'm listening to that. *total confidence*
Me: I haven't heard the backstreet boys in a long time...
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later
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Me: *walks back into the kitchen*
Me: ...
Me: Z, that's MmmBop.
Z: I'm gettin my nineties on, wut.
Reblog if you care about me.
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banandersnatch:
in fact i might even get a little drunk tonight it’s a friday and i have eggnog to polish off
/adult
Watchcolorfulrussianfireworks:
It’s that time of the night again.
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suckmyphallus:
oh-my-godtier:
if cinderella’s slipper fit perfectly then why the fuck did it fall off in the first place
HOLD ON, CHARMING, I GOTTA LACE UP MY ADDIDAS BEFORE MY STEPMAMA REALIZES I’M NOT AT HOME ASLEEP IN CINDERS— I MEAN IN MY SILK BED.
super-d:
dopeyinfuriation:
lazycookies:
therotmeister:
oscarstardis:
wildyoungsoul:
lovemesomellammas:
dapperasdwight:
styleskryptonite:
eatingwithniall:
jaxthevampire:
midnightbarber:
jesterjezza:
moon-or-quit-man:
munros-wife:
ziggasm:
hatewizard:
alexander-vonswag:
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I...
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“>”La chiesa è chiusa!”
>”I know the church is closed!...”
– Leoni’s introduction, A Thread of Grace, Mary Doria Russell
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me: wow himaruya has a normal job ..
me: huh
me: it's almost like himaruya's leading a double anime life
me: ...
me: drawing countries by moonlight
me: normal life by daylight
me: never updating on time
me: he is the one named hidekaz
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My Coworkers are oddly sheltered...
Cook K: *explains that croissants are basically dough layered with butter*
Me: lol, that sounds like something Paula Deen would do. (obviously i understand croissants have been around longer than paula deen).
Cook K: Who's Paula Deen?
Manager J: Seriously? Your hobby and your job is to cook and you don't know who she is?
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Bosslady J: Oh, so it wasn't the regular jazz lead last night?
Manager J: No, it was a kid, couldn't have been more than eighteen or nineteen, playing a saxophone or a trumpet...
Me: It was a trumpet, J. How could you miss it? It was really loud!
Manager J: Trumpet, Saxophone...
Bosslady J: *gestures the difference between the two, a little bewildered*
Manager J: I'm a writer, not a musician
Me: I'm a writer too, and I know the difference between a saxophone and a trumpet!
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Okay guys. After i get food, i’ll get on tumblr for real and not just reblogging from my phone. XD later.
